Of Bowties and Pokemon 6

"Ex FBI. Got kicked out," River read aloud.
The Doctor raised an eyebrow and was about to speak when he felt a tug at his pant leg. He looked down to see Aaron give him a confused look. "Oh right!" he said, realizing the two had no idea what that meant, "FBI: the Federal Bureau of Investigation. It's an American government organization." Aaron then nodded in understanding. "Why was he kicked out though?" the Doctor said turning back to the screen.
River shrugged. "All it says is problem with authority, and really that could mean a lot of things," she said, "Six weeks after he left the Bureau, the President contacted him for a private meeting."
"Yeah, 1969. Who's President?" the Doctor asked. River typed a bit and pulled up some more information.
"Richard Milhous Nixon," she said. Aaron and Smithy noticed the Doctor make a face at that for a second. River must have too, as she continued. "Vietnam, Watergate, There's some good stuff, too," she said trying to out way the bad.
"Not enough," he said scoffing.
"Hippie!" River responded, poking fun at him.
"Archaeologist," the Doctor responded with a smirk. Aaron rolled his eyes at the two's flirting.
"Okay," the Doctor said moving away from the screen, "since I don't know what I'm getting into this time, for once I'm being discreet." " I'm putting the engines on silent," he said messing with the controls. He pulled down a lever causing a loud noise. Aaron and Smithy had to cover their ears to keep the noise from hurting them. Thankfully, River flipped a switch and it stopped. The two Pokemon sighed in relief. "Did you do something?" the Doctor questioned her.
"No, just watching," she said.
"Putting the outer shield on invisible," the Doctor said returning to the controls, "I haven't done this in a while. Big drain on the power."
"You can turn the Tardis invisible?" Rory asked.
"Ha!" the Doctor exclaimed, pulling a switch. The room was suddenly filled with bright light.
"Very nearly," River said under her breath as she fixed his mistake. The light faded.
"Er, did you touch something?" the Doctor asked again.
"Just admiring your skills, sweetie," She said casually.
"Good," he said, "You might learn something. Okay. Now I can't check the scanner. It doesn't work when we're cloaked. Just give us a mo." He then began walking to the door. His companions started following him when he turned around and stopped them. "Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa. You lot, wait a moment," he said, "We're in the middle of the most powerful city in the most powerful country on Earth. Let's take it slow." He then stepped out of the TARDIS and into the Oval Office.
As soon as he left River began grabbing equipment and started working on the controls. All of them watched her with curiosity when suddenly they could hear shouts from the outside. Smithy and Aaron shared nervous and surprised looks. Amy and Rory shared similar looks. River on the other hand didn't. "Every time," she said with a sigh. "You two," she said, noticing Aaron and Smithy about to run not the door to help the Doctor, "stop until I get the scanner working. We don't know what's happening out there and you could end up making it worse."
"He said the scanner wouldn't work," Rory said.
"I know," River replied with a smirk as she plugged in a cord, "Bless." The screen came to life and they saw the Doctor being wrestled to the ground by men in black suits. Amy and Rory's eyes went wide and the two Pokemon shared similar reactions.
"River, have you got my scanner working yet?" the Doctor said.
"Oh, I hate him," she responded.
"No, you don't!" he responded with out hearing her. An FBI agent shouted some orders before he spoke again. "River, make her blue again!" he shouted underneath the dog pile. River did just that. Pulling a few switches, the TARDIS changed back and they watched from the screen as everyone moved back in awe.
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Everyone backed up and stared at the strange box that appeared before them. "What the hell is that?" Nixon said in surprise. Everyone was so surprised they didn't even notice it when the doctor slipped away.
"Mister President," the doctor said in an American accent, getting their attention. The saw him sitting in the president's chair. Emediatly, they pulled out their guns. "That child just told you everything you need to know, but you weren't listening," he said calmly in his normal voice, "Never mind though, because the answer's yes. I'll take the case." They all continued to point their guns at him. "Fellows, the guns, really?" the Doctor said giving them all a look, "I just walked into the highest security office in the United States and parked a big blue box on the rug. Do you think you can just shoot me?"
"They're Americans!" River said running out of the box. Everyone suddenly turned onto her, guns ready.
"Don't shoot. Definitely no shooting," the Doctor said, a little more panicked.
Then Rory and Amy came out of the TARDIS. "Nobody shoot us either," Rory said, hands up, "Very much not in need of getting shot. Look, we've got our hands up."
"Who the hell are you?" Nixon exclaimed.
"Sir, you need to stay back," Canton said. Suddenly Aaron and Smithy jumped out, growling and ready for a fight. Now the guns were pointed at them. The Doctor groaned as he realized they took off their perception filters.
"What the hell are THOSE?" Nixon asked, "Seriously what is that box? who are all of you? What is going on?"
"It's a police box," the Doctor said getting up , "Can't you read? I'm your new undercover agent on loan from Scotland Yard. Code name the Doctor." He pulled out his psychic paper and flashed it at all of them. "These are my top operatives," he said pointing to his companions, "the Legs, the Nose, and Mrs Robinson."
"I hate you," River said.
"No, you don't," the Doctor said with a quick smirk.
"What about those...things?" the president asked gesturing to the Aaron and Smithy, who in turn gave indignant hisses.
"Now don't be rude Mr. President," the Doctor said, "They are part of a new animal training program. Highly intelligent creatures, these two." He then pointed to Aaron. "That's Aaron," he said, "Part of a recently discovered species on previously thought to be unihabited island in the South Pacific. Can Dig through anything and is pretty much a portable torch." Then he turned to Smithy. "And that is Smithy," he said gaining some confused looks from a few of the agents, "One of the scientist's daughters got to name him. He's part of a breeding program to domesticate fennec foxes and use them to search for evidence. Again one of the Scientists' children got to him and dressed him up before the mission." That earned a smirk from a few of the agents and an indignant look from Smithy.
"Who are you?" the president said trying to take in everything.
"Nah, boring question," he said, passing Nixon, "Who's phoning you? That's interesting." The Doctor sat back down in the president's chair. "Because Canton Three is right," he said, "That was definitely a girl's voice, which means there's only one place in America she can be phoning from."
"Where?" Canton said.
"Do not engage with the intruder, Mister Delaware," one of the other agents said.
"You heard everything I heard. It's simple enough," the Doctor said, "Give me five minutes, I'll explain. On the other hand, lay a finger on me or my friends, and you'll never, ever know." The Doctor gave a confident smile.
"How did you get it in here? I mean, you didn't carry it in," Canton asked pointing at the TARDIS.
The Doctor's smile widened. "Clever, eh?" he said.
"Love it," Canton responded.
"Do not compliment the intruder," the other agent said annoyed.
"Five minutes?" Canton asked.
"Five," the doctor confirmed.
"Mister President, that man is a clear and present danger to," the same other agent said exasperated, but was cut off by Canton.
"Mister President, that man walked in here with a big blue box and three of his friends, and that's the man he walked past," he argued, "One of them's worth listening to. I say we give him five minutes. See if he delivers."
"Thanks, Canton," the Doctor said pleased.
"If he doesn't, I'll shoot him myself," he continued.
"Not so thanks," the Doctor said, smile fading.
"Sir, I cannot recommend" the other agent tried again but Nixon cut him off.
"Shut up, Peterson! All right, five minutes," he said.
The doctor gave a big smile before speaking. "I'm going to need a SWAT team, ready to mobilise. Street level maps covering all of Florida. A pot of coffee, twelve Jammie Dodgers and a fez," he said.
"Get him his maps," Canton said.
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To be continued....